The President needs a public relations rep to lock down his Twitter account.
Ok, at least someone needs to vet his messages before he tweets them.
Writing is hard; we all can use some constructive feedback and added perspective when we’re putting thoughts into words.
I mean, I know I’m not the first to think so, and I’m not saying anything profound or new.
A lot of people on the Left think he’s the worst; he can’t possibly do or say anything good; he should resign and go to jail, and so on. I think that’s extreme, but I don’t expect them to listen to me.
However, I also have a lot of friends who think that President Trump is God’s gift to America, freedom, and the world. So maybe I can speak to them and help them see something with a little more complexity than the all-or-nothing views of the Left and Right in America.
I’ll use a self-deprecating example and tie it to a popular game to gain sweet relevance points.
I started playing Animal Crossing: New Horizons a few weeks ago. My kids were playing it. My daughter (married and in the States) was playing it. She finally convinced my wife to play it. Video games aren’t really my wife’s thing, so it hit me that this was something we could all do which she wanted to do, instead of the usual situation where she does something (like play D&D) because I’m doing it.
Bonus! Count me in.
I had seen a little bit of how the game works—Tom Nook is this raccoon guy who keeps giving you upgrades to your house or island, but you keep owing him a ton of money and have to do a bunch of work for him while he stands around talking about how great the island is.
He has a couple of servants—err, co-workers? children? employees?—who run a store for him and do various tasks, and he delegates most responsibilities to you or them.
Almost everything on the island bears the company label.
I laughed at the thought of him standing there like some despotic “Dear Leader” while his people toiled for the greatness of their newly settled island.
Maybe like Tom Jong Nook. Hmm… North Korea… Tom Nook… Nook Korea…
It sounds close, when you think that Nook rhymes with took or book.
The double-o of “Nook” also looks like boot, toot, hoot, etc.
You can quickly see where this is a problem, even if I didn’t at the time.
If only I had an extra set of eyes or someone who could’ve said, “Dave, do you realize what it sounds like you’re calling your island?”
To be fair, I didn’t ask anyone first. I understood my joke. I knew what I meant. I had the best words.
(I restarted the island and used the name of the fictional country from Papers Please because my 9-year old has been running around saying, “Glory to Arstotzka” every so often. Which is its own long story.)
So, what else has the same double-o sound as boot… Loot? Shoot?
I’ve had conservatives try to explain this away and claim that it couldn’t possibly mean threatening violence. “It’s just stating a fact. When people start looting, sometimes people get shot. No threats intended. And isn’t the real problem the crime taking place? What about—“
Let’s be serious.
At absolute best, “benefit of the doubt level 100,” the tweet in question is poorly written if you want to avoid misunderstanding.
In the same sentence, there is a promise that military intervention will take place if there is any difficulty, followed by the clause “but when the looting starts, the shooting starts.”
That connects those thoughts and subjects, even if the connection was unintentional.
That’s basic grammar.
If someone wanted to bring up a connection between looting and shooting as an inconvenient truth, and a warning that these situations are dangerous, or whatever innocent meaning the Never-Wrongers believe was intended, then he could have just written that thought in a completely separate tweet.
Tweets are free.
Some people clearly know that and use that to their advantage to make their voice heard. All. The. Time.
What’s the lesson here?
A moment of introspection can sometimes answer the difficult question of “How could what I am saying be taken? Is that how I mean for it to be taken? How can I say it so that my meaning is more clear?”
However, we’re notoriously bad at seeing beyond our own perspective. That’s where it helps to get input from professionals. Ancient wisdom tells us that “Where there is no counsel, the people fall; but in the multitude of counselors there is safety.”
Maybe at least one or two.
A writer should probably work with an editor before publishing a book. A corporation or public figure should probably get some input before putting an off-the-cuff statement out there.
Also, remember, tweets are free. You can post a lot of them! Like, so many.
If all that fails, get Animal Crossing and start working to pay back Tom Nook. You get in a lot less trouble that way.
